Let me tell you about agnes

writing in the caption makes me alive

All the girls like the vlog

All that the men like is in the photo above. Just saw a guy get hit and runned by car on his bike jesus christ. His bike flew 30 ft down the street. Everybody watching it take place from the rooftop party. The american Guys started talking about their own traffic experiences a bit too fast after and it made me want to vomit more. Vomiting is the only really powerful image left in the audiovisual world. Life and death

(He made it out alive)

Let me tell you about my friend agnes. Life is 500% more fun with agnes. At one point she was so high she was dancing in the puddle and water was going everywhere on all the girls. Her bf had to make her stop

agnes is so good that the person who had the party THANKED me for bringing her. ”She is the life of the party” he said