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when I wake back up the man who owns the piercing salon has gone next door to the deli and bought me a Coca-Cola
all you can really do is to be a partygirl and watch the world end around you. A job as a creative director at Spotify or Condé Nast is not gonna save me from the impending apocalypse, nor save me from my Queens basement apartment flooding at the height of summer
Just be that refreshing presence at the party
Keep doing this even though your friends stopped
//code this();
(Party pics of me and my friends mixed with stock photos of people that are partying)
_Is the city hiding something?
(ALL THERE IS TO DO IS TO GO TO THE PARTIES AND WATCH THE WORLD END)
IMAGINE: the flooded cinema
Pamper yourself. You deserve a spa or beauty day!
_COVID IS STILL HERE
_YOUR! PERSPECTIVE! IS SO! REFRESHING!
_I WILL NEVER EVER EVEN ON MY DEATHGRAVE GO TO BEDSTUY FOR SEX
//FUCK graphic design
_I HEARD THAT HILARY CLINTON IS GOING GAY TO REMAIN RELEVANT, AND THAT REAGAN CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO BECOME A VEGAN. NOT ONLY WILL SHE BE THE FIRST FEMALE TO ENTER THE FOUR-YEAR PRESIDENT RESIDENCY BUT ALSO THE FIRST OPENLY GAY ARTIST TO PARTICIPATE. ACCORDING TO PAPARAZZIS SHE’S A TOTAL BOTTOM BUT STILL
[ARE YOUR BAGS PACKED FOR THE FLOODING OF NYC?]
“EVERYBODY LIKED CUOMO BEFORE HE GROPED THE COMMUNITY OF WOMEN: HAS IDENTITY POLITICS GONE TOO FAR?”
_IF YOUR CRUSH DOESN’T RESPOND TO YOUR TEXTS SEND THEM FOUR STOCK IMAGES OF THE SAME THING
I GET PAID FOR MY THOUGHTS IN SEX
Dick pic spreadsheet;
a Darchive
_INFLUENCERS UNITE
When people want to MAKE A SUICIDE small acts of KINDNESS and HUMANITY go a long way
But what if the person who wants to kill themselves ALSO wants to SLEEP with you?
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
with me lately it’s really more passionate discourse than action and I’m pretty ok with that for now
Doesn’t make me worse than the government
(I mean that’s what the government is doing)
__I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS FRIENDS THINK ABOUT ME AND HE SAID. THEY LIKED YOU. BUT THERE WAS SOME CONFUSION. YOU SAID YOU WERE FROM NEW HAVEN AND THEN LATER ON YOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A BRITISH ACCENT__
_Retail is hell
Maroon 5 is barking at you like a group of horses from surround sound system in the brightly lit H&M SALE-section
Clothes are on the floor EVERYWHERE
_You. Deserve. A. Massage.
_Applying for jobs doesn’t pay off
Might as well just get famous
I mean aren’t relationships about giving each other equal amounts of attention? Who has time for that
Or just being with each other all the time
The secret war mixed ideas and men at a deadly pace
She lit a cigarette and asked why
Then she lights a cigarette and asks why
_I mean I might be from New Haven. But Westchester?
_If I made a film it would be a documentary about impending doom
If I made a film it would be about impending doom
_I’m let into the zoom meeting. The woman looks like she already received three dick videos today that she hasn’t had time to review yet and it’s 10 am. She has thick bangs and looks like she’s ready to bite into almost anything with full presence and participation. Choose your fighter; this is the woman I was prepared to meet. I’ve done research on her - she’s worked all over the world and has had an interesting career arch. She has had a big role in producing films that actually, are direct cinema, and a lot of films that
There’s no heat, again, in the apartment. At least I still have power. I sit there, ready and perched, space heater tucked between my legs for exactly 2:30pm. I get the call, I engage myself fully. I stand up and go to the piercing salon, the piercing makes me pass out. Vivid colors enter my brain and I feel deeply in my bones how nice it feels to finally sleep forever. I am flying above a rainforest
I’m sure I’ll see the rainforest one day
_with me lately it’s really more passionate discourse than action (engagement with society) and I’m pretty ok with that
Doesn’t make me worse than the government?
(I mean that’s what the government is doing)